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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The "If I was born 2000 years after the Rapture…" Contest

This is my second contest. Yes, Rogue's Curse is available for download at Lyrical Press and, but I still have more e-copies to give away. Rogue's Curse takes place 2000 years after the Rapture, in the monarchial kingdom of Western Beatrice. Aside from soaring mortality rates and an abnormally high clovort population, it's not a bad place to live. Opportunities abound. Here are a few:

1) The King's Royal Harem — "Seeking females with unusual physical ailments to fit King Perlezod's sexual appetites. Multiple nipples a plus! Inquire at the palace gates. Ask for Madam Vaginaberry."

2) Capped Rock Island — "The mental facility on Capped Rock seeks qualified medical professionals to service its ever-growing population. Benefits include pension plan, hazard pay, and access to the best meds in the kingdom. Note: Applicants sail to the island at their own risk."

Here's how to enter the contest:

STEP ONE: Comment on this post by finishing the sentence: "If I was born 2000 years after the Rapture, I would…"

STEP TWO: "Follow" or "Like" me on at least one of these:

If you already do, then you've already completed this step.

That's it! Easy, right?

On Tuesday morning, November 2nd, I'll throw all your names into a blender with ice and strawberry powder, gulp it down, wait, and see what name pops out later that night. It should be a lovely experience. If you win, tell me your choice of eBook format and I'll email it to you.

Thanks, and please spread the word!


  1. ...Still be too short to be the center on the basketball team. However, being short does have some, erm, advantages at times.

  2. ...adopt a clovort so it could eat my enemies. I would also hook up with a rogue. Preferably one like Doban. Without STDs.

    just wanted to play! ;o)

  3. I would probably be in hiding to avoid a member of someone's harem. Being cute is such a curse:-). Methinks I would also be a trained killer, or something just to ensure I was snagged to be in said harem. Lol

  4. ...Write about the silly people who lived in the year 2010.

  5. Jin says....

    .... get that love potion stuff and use it on a clovort.. just to see what would happen

  6. ...find out what the hell a clovort is and stay well away from the King's Royal Harem.

  7. I call harem!!!

    Since I already own the book, I'm bowing out of the contest. *bows* Why am I commenting, then?

    a) for the sake of commenting
    b) because clovorts need love and support
    c) to procrastinate revising
    d) all of the above

    If you answer (b) or (d), you may be calling yourself a clovort. Just sayin'.