(Sung to the tune of What a Wonderful World)
I saw trees of green, red roses too
I saw them bloom for me and you
And I thought to myself, what a wonderful world
I see stool of brown and yellow pee
The bright blessed smell, that overtakes me
And I think to myself, 'twas a wonderful world
The colors in the toilet, I shake my head and sigh
Are also in your trousers, like splattered chocolate pie
I see friends shakin' hands, sayin' "How do you do?"
They're really saying "I smell poo."
I hear babies cryin', insane I go
I'm sorry pampers, I didn't know
And I think to myself, you're still my little girl
Yes, I think to myself, 'twas a wonderful world.
(Original un-bastardized lyrics by George Weiss and Bob Thiele. My apologies fellas)