Here's what one of the "Men" had to say about that - "Larry wants to jump into the jacuzzi with a bunch of girls? Whatever."
Whatever? What the hell do you mean Whatever? I'd like to know what you've got going on outside Hell's Kitchen that you can pass on five chicks in a hot tub. And Mr. Prison Chef, I have a feeling that the jacuzzi may have been a lot more inviting ten years ago, before you started your stint in Club Quentin. Now that you're out, its okay to have sex with girls again. Really.
But then the price was paid. When everyone was asleep, a gasping Larry called 911 on the telephone and got carted away in an ambulance. Hot Tub casualty. He's out for the rest of the show. Five girls to one dude. Those odds may sound hot and inviting, but the average male would have to tap out after three. My man, Larry went for ALL FIVE. He may be lying in a hospital bed hooked to an IV, a dialysis machine and a ventilator, but God Damn! It was worth it. Right Larry? "...k-k-k-kill m-me..." RIGHT!
First guy - Made tortellini and threw chicken in the oven - told the next guy to work on the salmon.
Second guy - Made tortellini - didn't hear the first guy say he'd made the tortellini
Third guy - Made tortellini - forgot that the second guy already made tortellini
Fourth guy - Made tortellini. -thought that nobody had started the tortellini
So what if our male communication skills suck. At least we can make tortellini and burn chicken.
Later, the Italian guy shows off his shiny IQ by telling everyone "I've given up more than anyone here." He's gone through four careers. Four. The guy is 48 years old. He tells the camera "If I don't make it as a chef, I don't know what I'm going to do." Let me give you a recommendation for career number five - Learn to say
a) "Super size for an extra quarter, maam?"
b) "Here's a towel to dry your hands with, sir. Don't forget to flush."
c) "Twenty dollars each. You guys can just drop me off under the bridge when you're finished."
Every reality show needs this moment. We need to see the contestants breaking down or missing their children. Here's my thought: "What the hell did you think was going to happen? You knew your family had to stay home." And then when they break down on Day Four, that's the best. Because you know they've snapped and its all downhill from there. And in Hell's Kitchen, downhill means grease fires, third degree burns and the spitting wrath of Chef Gordon Ramsey.
So what the hell? "Faster Fatty, Faster!" yeah, that felt good...
You just noticed that the oven is cold halfway through the dinner service. What's the problem:
a) The oven is defective
b) You've never been in a kitchen before.
c) Your ass is on backwards.
d) The oven is not turned on.
Here's how the exchange went:
Contestant - The oven is cold.
Assistant Chef - You're just noticing this now?
Contestant - No, I noticed it earlier.
Assistant Chef - Dude, you don't have the f@#king gas on stupid!
Great Chef Gordon Ramsey Lines:
a) To the women: "I suggest you buy a restaurant and put one table in there. Any more tables, and you'll be fucked."
b) "Mop head, where's my duck?"
c) "Tom, you're sweating in the fucking food."
d) To the women: "Fuck the lot of you. Is that clear?"