The Surreal Life - Meet the Cast
During the episode, she had to read a newspaper out loud. This task proved to be quite a challenge because she struggled with every word - unfair words like "Was" and "The." It sounded like Helen Keller saying "Water."
1) "Once I realized that Andrea is a Playboy Model, I thought 'Wow, now I've got some competition around here.'" Um, no. Unless the Playboy Model grew a penis, I think you still have the monopoly.
2) "I'm removing my genitalia. So if anyone wants a last chance at this piece..." Can't you just keep it in a jar next to your bed in case you get lonely?
One of the girls made the comment "I don't mind sharing a bedroom with him. Hanging out with CC is like hanging out with a chick." If by "Chick" you mean someone that would cut your throat in the middle of the night for a gram of coke, then yes.
The Amazing Race - German Hippies
One of the hippies practiced his German language skills on a hot blonde Frau. He said "I would like to go dancing with you." in German. The blonde smiled and replied "That's very nice of you." At least, that's what the subtitles claimed she said. I know a little German, and I could have sworn she said "Back under the bridge with you, dirty hippy."