Please choose from the following bad puns:
a) Kris Benson's Knuckleballs sucked.
b) Anna's strike zone was the largest in the Majors.
c) He liked going high and inside. Sometimes the balls would hit her chin.
d) He just couldn't last into later innings.
e) To keep the balls warm on cold nights he had to rub them too much.
f) He always got pulled off the Mound and replaced with a young latino guy.
CASHIER - Welcome to Massage Hut. May I take your order?"
ME - Um. Yeah. Do you guys still have the "Neck Rub Glory Hole" combo?
CASHIER - Yes, sir. What flavor Glory Hole do you want?
ME - Um. What are the choices?
CASHIER - We have Regular and Extra Crispy.
ME - Regular. And those Glory Holes are female, right?
CASHIER - Sorry, sir. I can't give away the secret recipe.
ME - Oh, okay. Can I get oil with my neck rub?
CASHIER - That will be an additional 39 cents.
ME - Um, okay.
CASHIER - Did you want to Supersize it for an additional 24 cents?
ME - What would I get?
CASHIER - Neck Massage with oil, Regular Glory Hole, Happy Ending and a cigarette.
ME - Oh, okay. I'll take that one. But I don't think I need the Happy Ending if I'm getting the Glory Hole.
CASHIER - It comes with the Massage.
ME - Alright. Are there free refills on the Glory Hole?
CASHIER - Refills are free with purchase of any fake American passport. Will this be for here or to go?